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sowouldfinnick:

inspirationbyinvitation:

Male feminists

Why the fuck doesn’t this have eight million notes? Get it together, tumblr.

sowouldfinnick:

inspirationbyinvitation:

Male feminists

Why the fuck doesn’t this have eight million notes? Get it together, tumblr.

WTF people

punxchaosanarchy:

well then supposivly I’m a scene kid because I have a Mohawk

lol fuck you people at walmart

and your damn scene kids

go die in a hole

toadlyoko:

Amber alert in the Massachusetts area! These two children were forcefully taken from a Braintree foster home by a man in a 1995 bmw with the MASS license plate 478 RF8

If you live on the East coast, please reblog this and help ensure that these kids are safe.

heavenl-y:

Lol jk vodka

heavenl-y:

Lol jk vodka

So my professor was asking questions.
  • Professor:

    Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?

  • Like 3 people:

    *raises hand*

  • Professor:

    Who plans on never getting married?

  • Me:

    *raises hand*

  • Professor:

    *points me out* why?

  • Me:

    It's illegal.

  • Professor:

    touche.

  • white dad in any movie:

    but son, you're throwing away your DREAM

  • white son in any movie:

    no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

WTF people

punxchaosanarchy:

well then supposivly I’m a scene kid because I have a Mohawk

lol fuck you people at walmart

and your damn scene kids

go die in a hole

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • facebook
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want

thestonereffect:

Family friendly..? My life is over.